wow- a certain someone who knows who he is is a good chess player. While always commended by his peers for playing championship level matches, played against me a few days ago. Just as in the ancient game of Go, or as the Japanese call it, 碁, you strive to find people that have foresight to play 7 moves ahead and whom know what they are doing at most times. Today after seeing an intro move a couple of days ago over the weekend declared myself vanquished from an intro volley move that determined victory as the game had started. No moves left for recovery, the game was won.

I just hate to see poor winners who say it is not fun winning while insisting that they pickup a game later at a time to be set by them. Especially when they know that their moves may have won the day before they know that the first move was the only move and the last move to force the win.

2x WTF… Why is Scott Weiland both bald & w/very mean combover & singing songs ov 22y/o dude? Watchin STP is like watching my uncle rock.

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=minneapolis&layer=c&ie=UTF8&ll=44.989084,-93.242726&spn=0.019121,0.061026&z=15&om=0&cbll=44.979491,-93.244668&cbp=2,242.3015072553416,,0,6.6780856945538885

omh
guess what?
holy shit
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=minneapolis&layer=c&ie=UTF8&ll=44.989084,-93.242726&spn=0.019121,0.061026&z=15&om=0&cbll=44.979491,-93.244668&cbp=2,242.3015072553416,,0,6.6780856945538885
if you go to mpls
you can go back on the 35w bridge
!!!!!!

The Top Ten Reasons That I Will Never Be Prince Charming;

Being a single post college professional guy in America these days is sometimes easy and sometimes painfully a self-aware moment that you are not yet living the nuclear family dream that much of America that was born prior to Ronald Regan (POTUS 40) will spoon feed you. And feed you. And again ask if you are full yet, that they have plenty of leftovers if you still have room left.

For me, I have no notion that I am a prince. I have read The Prince, and I wish to have no dealings of sinister things that heads of state or sons of heads of a nation state must do. I am a simple guy with simple dreams. Silly things like having room for a few pets to run around in a fictional back yard with a fence to protect them from the urban neighborhood that I have decided is good enough to call home. Some of my small and tiny dreams usually fit inside a box no bigger than the box with the rooster on it that silly commercial for flakes of corn. For me many of my dreams are here and I find solace that I am living the American Dream.

Not the same one that you hear on TV, but the one that is whispered in foreign tongues from people that many people have described as “swarthy�? to my face. I find this land home, love, and warmth. I also find it perplexing and cold. I am not of this lands, but have been here so long that I know none else as home.

Back to Charming. Recently while perusing more things on dreams and in search of a good read, I stumbled upon a fun little list of what would not make a good Prince Charming. Not a straight cut list of tall fair Germanic or Nordic looks, or how one would be a just ruler. More of a personal look of how jaded lovers saw one another and how their pain can still be felt. It may have taken time to write the treatise on how young love could or should behave or what expectations people had when looking for love. It could have had many thoughts and views about love, life and where people want to go and what it takes to find someone that you want to share the rest of your life with. But it missed one key question that many readers have not asked of the inverse; If ladies are looking for a prince, a master, or love, what are they bringing to the table in the same negotiations and could they look in the mirror and come to an equal compromise?

Many of my life stories are simple, provincial, and can be really petty. Much I can promise I will never bore the masses with stories of my exploits in the desert foothills of Colorado mountain towns, villages, and other places with small names and even more petty problems. Moreover, I will never bore people with counter attacks on their own intellectual works and ideas. I can just give a simple top ten for you from a man who is in his thirties now and who may give insight to others of what men may be able to offer but what not to look for if you are not interested in becoming a princess.

Again, The Top Ten Reasons That I Will Never Be Prince Charming;

1) I am not a prince and I cannot bestow crowns, tiaras, or titles. I have met people that wish to be swept off their feet or surprised when meeting a potential date/boyfriend/lover/husband. If you want comedy, feel free to come over to my place, rest on my couch, and watch Seinfeld. As for me; dating me or going further is not going to make you special, get you a spot on the Tonight Show, or make me feel better for you to be able to show me off to friends. That feeling has to come from within yourself.

2) If you love kissing frogs and are interested to find one that loves magic spells and Harry Potter and that will turn into a prince, again, please look within first for what you are really looking for. The people that think that dating someone they see as beneath them to turn the new dupe into a prince if they believe in that sort of thing still have to think of the mans position. I never promise to be a gentleman, but if looking at frogs, would you ever invite him to your fathers’ table? If the answer is yes, you have never been to a swamp, and the man you have has never been a frog. Count both of yourselves blessed.

3) What things are dear to your prince and to yourself? If you purport to be in search of a prince, what would you give up for love? If the battle lines have been drawn, you may not have time for a War of the Roses or a Hundred Year War. If you do find love, and do find a lover, you will find room for him and some of his needs in your heart. If you cannot trust him, you do not have a heart to give him and he will never be enough for you. I am not here to wheel and deal as a used car salesman, and I am not in the habit of chasing ambulances. Princes take in the name of King and Country. I do not have the need to seize and conqueror hearts. My distant ancestors may have been Conquistadores, but I have only room to receive love given, not taken.

4) What core issues do you hold fast to display your soul and convictions? What would you find a good fitting to build a solid foundation and structure a relationship with? Do you have the values of someone that you look up to build the rocks and solid grounds needed to support a building? Or are you just looking for the next cardboard box to sleep in; discarded in the light of day and forgotten and abandoned in a storm. Are you trying too hard to bring all of the materials and labor to the table when building a relationship? Do you bring all of the foundation materials, then ask where the vacation house is? A prince comes with the house, the servants’ house, and everything. I have never done that. I have no time for squatters. I am looking for the mortar between the rocks in the high raftered banquet hall that would be a relationship I dream about. The trouble of that? It takes time to build a castle. It is a lot of work, and sometimes a lifetime to lift each stone, to carve the rock and to find what goes where, and to finish the massive architecture. Some people look for a small DQ that is a shack open in the summer that looks great on a hot day. I cannot be a prince if I do not have a castle or a kingdom to give.

5) Are you ok with the 3 Second Rule? With reclaiming what is yours, in which others may deem not pure, but of which you know is fine just how it is? Just like dropping your cookie in the playground during recess, knowing what is good and what is worth keeping is a quality of judgment and beneath royalty. Can you look at your potential, and see past their mistakes and imperfections and realize that the glass shoe is not the real test or even the shoe to wear, but that the flaws in the cookie and the ideal that “the shoe�? are choices that people make on what to keep and what is important. What is more important? That the shoe is glass and that the prince is looking for someone to fit such a narrow ideal, or that the cookie that is yours is not for others to sully and even if it has imperfections, it is only meant for one to enjoy- and that one is the person holding it.

This reminds me of a Stephen Crane poem. Crane, popular of his time of his many works did have an odd hair every now and then.

In the Desert 
 


In the desert

I saw a creature, naked, bestial,

Who, squatting upon the ground,

Held his heart in his hands,

And ate of it.

I said, “Is it good, friend?”

“It is bitter – bitter”, he answered,

“But I like it
Because it is bitter,

And because it is my heart.”

6) Do you take life too seriously? Unlike a prince, I am a single bachelor. Not a playboy, but an unmarried man who shaves when he wants to or needs to. Who wakes up for work alone and falls asleep on a large bed made for two by himself. Who enjoys life and the company of others and is social, but who calls the shots of what to do every evening on a whim. A creature that finds self affirmation in another creature that wakes me up to say that I am fine and cool in his book; My alpha feline “duder�? cat. Unlike royalty and the notion of Prince Charming, I do not find my life goals met on the praises of “People�? or “US�? weekly zines. I am just a simple guy. And not the pretentious guy who puts his pants on one leg at a time, and then makes gold records, but the guy that likes playing Wii with cousins at Thanksgiving, and enjoys a pint of beer and hanging out with the guys at the neighborhood pub. The kinda guy who is not dreaming of NASCAR, but who likes speeding every now and then, if only for a few seconds. Hey, I bought a car with a turbo- I might as well see if they sold me all the horses I ordered.

7) I am not a prince, junk food is still fun and I like acting like a kid every now and then. I also forget stupid things pretty easily and therefore have no idea why people hold onto grudges. Is a Big Mac a sin to eat? Is small-scale indulgence decadent over-consumption? Is the desire to look good being vain? If even small things like changing out that daily ritual Venti Latte + Half-Calf in exchange for breakfast bars or Slimfast Shakes is evil, count me in for Republicans For Voldemort. I have bought many shoes for myself, and I find that a guy who owns more pairs than he has fingers is someone who should keep quiet about what the actual number is, but when buying spur of the moment purchases (and something that would be on the center mannequin in The Limited or Banana Republic) becomes a problem or an inappropriate gift to a lady, perhaps it really isn’t you. I mean, not a Jimmy Choo, but is buying a featured shoe a crime?

8) I am not perfect. I am not in a storytale. If I am prone to being spontaneous and after dating on and off for 8 years, if I propose to move in together to see if a relationship, which was predicted in the first week to be another “When Harry Met Sally�?, is for real and a test of mine to see if I really should just go to a jeweler, should I be surprised for the first reaction to be “what will my roommate do?�?. A real test of a prince.

9) If in an argument with someone you can give your heart to and would give your heart to, the need to say “Ouch that really hurt�? comes up and is hard to sleep on not getting an apology. Should the need to say you are sorry come up and pass on by, are you a prince? If you are the oppressor or the victim, is it good to be royal and above needing to say you are sorry? I know that I am not always good. I know that I am capable of great things and loyalty. I am easy going enough to be big about fessing up my misdeeds. Political suicide for love is noble and kind and worth it for love.

10) True love is not easy to find. I have not found it. I have been choosy and at times, I have had weakness about what I thought was love. I may learn and I again may not learn. Carpe Diem. It is not about seizing the carp. Leave the fishies alone. Love is not something that could be built in a day like a pre-fab shed, but more like Rome in which it was not built in a day. I am just a simple guy in a simple time living in a simple town. I have a simple bank account, and a surly accountant that tells me where to stick it if I am being too carefree. Nevertheless, in the end this story is not won or lost, but is still unfinished. Check back in 5 to 10 and ask “So, Hows’ the family?�?

More musings to come soon, but I pose the question: Should The Norwegian Nobel Committee award the current sitting United States president the peace prize for creating a more peaceful world? Not for ANY work the current administration has done. Honestly, if not for diplomatic immunity, any traveling cabinet level or higher pubic official would be arrested and shot in the same day in many countries for WAR CRIMES.

No, I pose the peace prize for doing such a horrible job as the worst ever Emperor since Theodosius I in 395 AD. Yes, that is Emperor as in “Empire”. Ruling over a vast nation-state with satellite provinces and the smoke and mirrors that the Republic that we live in is democracy is a lie. Look for yourself- as most people who vote know- the electoral college is still the made up committee that takes away direct elections from the masses and can be bought and sold the way it was done from duped Democrats by Republicans.

Back to Emperor Mr. Bush. Yes that is right, I will not use his seizure of a title and his name as one- even as long as it has been I think this is an overdue abortion. And lastly, the jackasses that say dumb things like “Dubya” are just as bad as pedos’, Republicans, furries, “Christian Compassionate Conservatives”(what an oxy-moron there- for another post), and murderers. All just D-Bags. That is just wrong for this country. I digress again, most subjects do not get me this heated.

Mr Bush could win the Nobel for bringing peace to the USA and the world by causing the Republican party to lose so badly in the 08′ Election to bring Dems to power as a supermajority with more than a 65% margin on any vote and thus cleaning up all that can be possible for the world. Taxes would fall because the War on Terra’ would end, and the war spending would return to 1772 levels. The use of alt energy would allow us to send C4 to level our broken equipment and bases in Iraq and send plane tickets to the soldiers to bring them home. The national security doctrine would be changed to allow for Total Warfare. Yes, no arms tied behind backs for office holders- and no Republicans holding that dirty red rag of a war banner over in an election- just allow for Total War doctrine and most military problems will stop overnight. The ones that do not stop overnight will be over in less than a week.(let the mil brass run a fuckin bake sale for more money, The US Military is filled to the brim with jr high dropouts and criminals- this is not a professional class fighting force, (of which we need- I can talk more of the need of a need for a Military Class) it is a blue collar fighting force of a conscript military because of the lack of well paying jobs for the lower and middle class)

Pork barrel spending would stop because you would not have to bribe senators to pass bills by allowing pork to prop up spending in the US South. The South will be forced to modernize and throw off the crutch of religion whilst going back to work and mechanizing or face another American Reconstruction. Wallmart would close because of “dumping” tariffs “Technology and Trade Secrets” restriction tariffs and American made would matter as jobs and factories would open again. Welfare would stop, and the US work week would go from 60 to 80 hours per household to 35 hours for a family of 4 and vacations could be extended to 5 to 9 weeks mandatory as jobs would pay a living wage to all boosting spending in travel, leisure and tourism. Homeland Security would fold and revert to previous agencies and the TSA would be re-established using a professional source of security and screening (fire the baggage handlers and get rid of the lines- have armored and mechanized professionals providing security with a shoot-on-sight policy). Terror Watch Level would be a joke (like it isn’t now) and a relic for textbooks on the abuses of power. Alternative energy would get REAL funding.

Alternate sources of power will fuel a new Detroit of making cars that use power made in this country, and the Middle East can eat sand. That will save the world and cure Global Warming.

Tort reform and Defamation law can be re-written and clean up the courts. Junkies would go free from prisons and cleaned up and rehabilitated to work and put money into the system instead of fueling the Prison-Industrial-Complex. The war on drugs would end and a sensible drug policy would begin with legalization and strict regulation of drugs and drug zones. Make the drug problem too cheap to profit from, and take a small cut of the trade to pay for cleaning people up and creating safe environments for those dumb enough to continue. “Wallmart” the hell out of the drug trade by racing dealers to the bottom in cost. We all know it happens- just create zones to deal with it in the least offensive way that society can begin healing itself.

Maintain a strict separation of CHURCH and State. Impose federal prison and fines on public officials and policy writers who break it.

Bring sanity and science back to sex education and public health. Cure people and pay doctors. Fund the FDA and ban advertisement of drugs for profit. Fund health care reform and out-manage private HMO’s in Public Health. (Private health is OK, but FUND public to cover preventative med, ER, checkups and all that. If people want fake tits let them pay for their own, or their own private rooms). Public health is too cheap to not fund and costs to much to drag your feet.

Bring high stakes education to kids. Reward the kids who pay attention. If you fail Jr High, you go on to trade school, if you excel, you become a banker. Just like in real life. Stop testing the hell out of the students- if they don’t want to learn let them screw up and be one of the millions of new labor jobs we will need. If they don’t get an upper level diploma in a two-tier system, they won’t qualify for many jobs. That will fix education right there on the student side- no more burger flipping- the workforce for harvesting our veggies will be ready to work for $12-$18/hr. The rest of us that know how to read will continue to pay attention, vote, and read what is happening. Plus working on respective living wages for our communities would mean that a Two-Income-Family is just as outdated as old PSA films about the danger of smoking “dope”. Plus, when you are making more money you can buy what you want (that will be made here) and drive a new competitive car that you would actually want to own, and hire a few dumbass dropouts to watch your kids and clean your house.

Life will be good then, and Mr Bush will have his peace prize for saving the world from himself.

yea- I’l have to post to Youtube for the videos I got, but that will be after dinner

oh- and BTW for any detractors, the FB image size is converted and downsampled, so you are not getting the 2.5-18MB files, but a 300KB max res small picture. The photos I have can be enlarged comfy to a 32″ x 40″

Group II

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=19629&l=ec019&id=500518992

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=19598&l=01ce8&id=500518992
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=stmichael36

Yos!

I had a great time in CA! Hope yous’ did too.

I am an amateur photographer, and even though my camera was not my regular one I posted many of the pics to Facebook, and movies to Youtube.

I still have not had time to do light and color corrections, and they may not be the highest quality but if you like the pictures, great! If you do not, I do respect your decisions and will gladly take the picture down if you are in it.

If you do wish to have an original HD-RES picture, or movie, please let me know and I would be happy to email the first 5, or burn a DVD of the files and mail via USPS at no cost for anyone that was at the wedding.

just send requests to:

my myspace, Facebook, or to stmichael36@gmail.com

links to public viewing of the Facebook albums (no login or membership needed) will soon be posted to my website: www.mikeemitch.com/wp

again- I will not be posting drunk pics or embarrassment, and if you wish to have something removed, plz contact me.

Thank you all for the great time and memories,

Mike Mitchell

(Pineapple, Uncle Mike, Miguelito, whatever, ect..)

holy shit! shits blowing up! 35dub is down!

just like londons bridge our is in the wild waters of the Mississippi

how the hell am I gonna work with 35 completely hosed!!!???!!! I work in freaking Dinkytown!

Arizona Iced Ginseng Tea & Lemonade rocks! plus just a buck!

Duuuude- i really need to get off so much caffine!

M-Rock

Well it is Sunday evening.

whoo hoo! yea, that sucks and I feel like a noob at getting in control of my athletics

I just wanted to have one summer that I could prove to myself that I could take more control, and command the inner strength to make some hard changes happen faster.

and no I am not talking about massive weight loss or turning back the clock to 24-26, that is just an immature thing to say. no physical change, just a change in direction that will get me in a better position to finish this five year plan that I started a few years ago. I am getting closer. I can almost smell it, and it is close.

I have met so many people in the last 9 months that work and work, do not get ahead in life and do not care. I see others far more ancient than me, and even many more my age or younger that look ages older because of chain-smoking and drinking cheap booze and not taking care of themselves.

That is spooky. I want to stay on this side of the river Styx and not look like the cryptkeepers.

eek- enough of that.

Summer is grand, I have a fun car that I love to drive fast, (and I do) and I thank Germans for it every morning when I wake him up. He is a good car and I am happy with him. Kinda a hungry bastard though. (at $3.35/gal for 91/Oct)

Running is going great- the weather is no easy fighter out there to challenge. I have to be careful with the longer runs still- knee injurys hurt more for those that drive stick in rush-hour traffic of which happen more often the longer I run. I ran a little longer today for a 12:00 afternoon run; 6 miles in 61:30. still closing in on sub 9 min miles for 10+ mile day runs. Night runs are farther and faster without the sun & heat.

dating in MPLS sucks.. hands down

I have no clue and i think i have tried too many things at this point. I am going to go on cruise control and see what happens( if Love happens it happens but i have a better chance at the Powerball). Perhaps this may make it easier, as despite extended family and friends with kids, grandkids ect, I am not going to be the first of our fam to produce the next in line. that is someone elses’ job- I am just looking for something so simple I think it is confusing even me!

Eek- I thought I wouldn’t do this. Perhaps just to find somone that isn’t just so much like me or anything, just maybe somone who is good to be around, who can take a joke and who doesn’t mind hanging out. baking a cake or brownies?? perhaps not, unless it involves a food fight. Just mutually agreeing what to play on the radio in the car, to hang out with and not have to be told to “behave” in public or be expected to bring in mountains of cash to burn through needlessly on pillows.

Seriously. WTF is up with great women and their love of small decorative uncomfy couches inhabited with a rabid infestation pillows?? Or beds with 8 large useless pillows that have no use, smothering 4 pillows that stll are not the ones that you want to sleep on? Skares me to think what else is going to get doused with money and lighter fluid.

Now- find me someone who gets that, likes a burger, perhaps some fun activity and someone I can take dancing lessons with and I am in business.

Perhaps even someone that has a little small devilish side and does not mind good coarse comedy or a dirty joke and will not turn down the stereo when the non-radio edit songs are on. (I kid you not- that this town has a few loons. and not the kind with the bird-like call)

Super bonus points for watching Bill Maher.

Ahhh I am just dreaming. or perhaps because it is late and that I should be dreaming and that typing in the dark on a Sunday eve is not good for grammar.

Lates’

Currently listening :
The Reminder
By Feist
Release date: 01 May, 2007

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Goodbye Maddie-chops

You will be missed….

www.mikeemitch.com

http://www.mikeemitch.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/20…

Maddie-chops last few days- Monday hanging out in the shade at Lake of the Isles. She just wanted to lay in the dirt, make a mess and relax. She will be missed!

Who links to my website?

ok this is going to take a little explaining:

I was looking for something to satisfy my tastebuds and to tempt my sense of adventure whilst also tempting my fate with another surprise case of food poisoning (my number one REAL cause of sick days 2001-2005) and I was reading about some good dishes.

look! for reals’, Yo!

Total Colombo food action at Maria’s cafe!
http://www.mariascafe.com/maria’s_cafe_breakfast_menu.htm

or the usual stuff of going to the local Thia place and facing mr Surly- the most grumpy owner of a great Thai food place- and dont forget the badgering you will have to do to get real sugar for your tea!

http://www.truethairestaurant.com/menu.htm

and the reason for this post- well also the thought that I should keep up with this stuff is this madness of a website!
http://www.ferretstore.com/tfs-00702.html

You Have To Have Your Standards.
Teenage girl #1: I wouldn’t let anyone mess with my best friend.

Teenage girl #2: You didn’t stop Shaunda from gettin’ her ass kicked and she was your best friend.

Teenage girl #1: Shit, she wasn’t my best friend best friend, shit.

50 bus
Overheard by glad I’m not Shaunda.

www.overheardinminneapolis.com

now this is some cool shit!

Boooooo-red

oh how bored can a guy get

sos’ hows its goings?

i ams justs a bits unders thes boerdoms and intos the minds slurrrs.

gots thes licenses fors drivings thes trucks and works goings oks. nows ims ontos making a better somethings outtas mine daily drive and to get on with the life. I have a plan. in the long term by 2012 I would like to have finished school, own a business and have made a few major contributions to the ususal society stuff.

more to post after latest brainstorm & such

oh- BTW- i am creating more comics to come soon. will be posting a weekly strip in the next month. Post ideas, colours and names as it might come to ya to my email! stmichael36@gmail.com

wow- i had no idea getting a new CDL would be this tough- feel like a dumbass today

like sleeve of wizard

Demoiselles de Rochefort, Les

OMG bright colors and short ties!!!

The Young Girls of Rochefort- thank god i do not own a gun- this movie made me want to shoot myself

Postcards!!!? The dry hump of marketing strategies!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Philistine
hahaha- gotta love the urban dictionary!
just reminds me of the worth and value of postage sometimes to get your message

I Nevar’ went to any camp such as these

if I was ever involved in a camp that looked quite like this, i think there would be quite a few more problems in the world- this says neglectful parents firstly though. how could these parents let thier children close to crazy lunatics like this? bat-shit-crazy-psychos’!

my only remaining question is; WHERE IS THE KOOL-AID?

Jonestown-freaks

so after careful deliberation and thought on career, where I am in life, and where I want to be in 5 years- I have decided to take a large leap. For those close- contact me for details, for others- just know that I am going back to school, found a new job, and know that I will be in the works to changing careers. this will be a long road to travel, and I know I may get bored, but that it will be worth it in the end.

Oh- and i did cut my hair and am ditching the work-monkey suit for a bit. It means longer hours, but more rewards in the end.

Oh- and i am 1/2 way through a kick ass game!

Currently playing :

Final Fantasy XII
Release date: By 31 October, 2006

top 3?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qff9V27Weaw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irOFAjsnSg0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qff9V27Weaw
drinking on the job!
cute shep
Oh My Dog!

well- thinking about what is going in and what is going out of my room- my cat comes foremost to my mind- oh what a bother my singing cat makes- well I will post a few pics here soon with Guido but here is something i found amusing:

it is refereshing to see artists that we saw a while ago come out with good things that we knew could come out with better stuff finally do just that. even ones that I thought had stopped and retired.

here is Charlotte Church

elvis! the king strikes back!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q8Lk2JWbQ4

well… er….. ok.

I will just come out and say it: I thought that back in the day- that Michael Jackson was the shit. Oh how far the mighty have fallen. Silly how far from moonwalker this next journey in the web will bring us- oh this is priceless!

dont say i didn’t warn you

As some of you may know- My kung fu is rusty and I am trying to get back into the game- do not be alarmed if you see some stupid stuff on this page- I am just testing my skillz. As far as CSS, Shockwave and C+? i suck but am getting back to writing HTM and XML

For right now I am thinging of being a temp Leech and figuring out the easiest way to get a few nice shiny things on my own site so please be paitent.

Yea- I have been doing a fair amount of work and play on the net.

Yes it is also quite late and I have sore eyes again…

So let us get straight to the fun stuff as advertized:

1) nutjobs like Bill O’R and his weird flock-
2) the smackdown of Fox news as seen here:

3) Oh- that war on Xmas as we all heard that “Liberals” were doing? Well we didn’t have anything to do with it, but I guess the agnostics and others are bringing to schools, PTA’s, and city council’s near you with groups like this:

Irrational Precepts
Irrational things we’re helping to remove from Earth
(all of these precepts will be featured in a show)
1. Theism
2. Creation Science
3. Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell
4. Religious terrorism/fundamentalism/born again Christianity
5. Agnosticism is not a rational position between theism and atheism.
6. Belief in psychics/paranormal/supernatural claims
7. Belief that America is a Christian Nation
8. Saying evolution is “just a theory, not a fact.”
9. The claim that science is dogmatic
10. Denial of the Holocaust (claiming it didn’t happen)
11. Thinking that logicians use logic to limit peoples thought
12. The claim that the bible is a good source for morality
13. The claim that mystical experiences can give us knowledge.
14. Holistic medicine
15. Giving religious beliefs a special pass above criticism.
16. Thinking this list is complete… IRRATIONAL

well if the Foax News peoples are really foaming at the mouth to distract us, i guess some people are taking on some of their challenges.
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Youtube fun continued:

Remember the bunny?
yes that funny bunny I loved so much that does such a nice LIBIAMO NE’ LIETI CALICI, (oh the girls are just shreiking their “yayaya!” and it is funny and yes they are cute and in HS but it is oh-so-wrong)

Funny cute and silly girls, please be nice to Mr Fidel! He seems the waskally wabitt and so nice.

well the silly girls scared poor Mr Fidel Castro, but here is the real bunny again:

Preview: 90.0 Kb, Mono, 24 kbit/s well what were you expecting you leeches? full quality on my bandwidth? Go buy your own at All Of MP3

Well here it isDownload sample

What are your thoughts of creative t-shirts? are they usefull or too…. IDK, dumb?

Oh I almost forgot what I wanted to talk about:

Well for those that know my weak disposition on nasal infections that can grow will be happy to know that I feel much better today and am much stronger with most of the junk out of my system. Guido and I rest right now as I just edit a little more of this new “Facebook” thingy that people pester me about. Yea yea.. I do not have an alumni email address but have over 25 others emails to remember. Finally og t an invite from a Ninja the other day. No it was not Robert Hamburger for you that would ask but the Armani speed demon himself. shhh.. you all know that naming Ninja is the easiest way to put a bounty on your head right?

well here is the trackback to Facebook for those interested

http://www.myspace.com/mikeemitch

http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-JZ2RiZYib6vOR1OCCGMSQLHIKA?p=1

Entry for September 18, 2006

I have Guido walking up and down my lower back and to my feet trying to display his contempt for me leaving him as I was out of town for the day as I lie stomach down on my bed sprawled out in Uptown Minneapolis tryping this much too late.

oh- and for the perverts, Guido is a 1.5 year old all black houscat/friend of mine. I am his master and he is grumpy if I do not come home on time.

well Youtube and a cartoon called the Venture Brothers have been keeping my attention oflate. Two for one stories of r today:

oh here is something:
“In another spot, which breaks in April, a young man trades his bag of Skittles for what seems to be an exotic sideshow crittera rabbit who sings “Libiamo Ne Leti Calici,” an aria from La Traviata, albeit badly. When it becomes clear to the man that the rabbit never shuts up, he takes his furry freak to his friends house and watches him eating his Skittles by the fire, until the rabbit bites his arm and runs away.”

well the correct aria is “LIBIAMO NE’ LIETI CALICI”

LIBIAMO NE’ LIETI CALICI (aka BRINDISI)
From the Opera “La Traviata”
(Giuseppe Verdi / Francesco Maria Piave)
http://lyricsplayground.com/alpha/songs/l/libiamonelieticalici.shtml

Oh- the bunny is funny!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6nDyeV0i6w

also i am quite the whore for a fix of the Venture Bros
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXiSfr1iNtc
4:40-5:45 into this is too funny
The Venture Brothers - The Terrible Secret of Turtle Bay 1

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